Sunday, January 31, 2010

'Not Me' Monday



Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I'm getting a head start since I know I won't be able to post until Tuesday with crazy Mondays around here.
And NO I'm NOT up at 1:23 am Monday morning to finish blogging, nope not me. Not because it's so loud in this house during the day that I cannot hear myself think let alone type. Nope, not this house. This house is quiet and perfectly well mannered.

And yesterday I definitely did not have my last fitting bra literally break and stab me in the side....you know because I definitely am not so endowed that I have to order them. Because that's just crazy. And it definitly didn't happen while I'm waiting 2 weeks for a new one to come in....And then after that did not happen I did not dig in the back of my drawer to find a bra that is 3 sizes to small and then proceed to wear it completely uncomfortably. Nope, not me. That would be too strange.

And last week I for sure did NOT let my older son stay home from school for several days because "I don't want to go". Nope, not me. I would never let my special needs sweet boy stay home from an education I know he needs because his sweet brown watery eyes were looking at me with such sadness. Nope nope nope...I'm a good mother who obeys the school rules and never writes an absence note that is not true. He definitly was not completely tired from waking up during the night since that never happens and everyone in our house sleeps like a baby. Nope this is not the house of 3am wake ups and we definitly don't just turn on a movie and go back to bed, that's bonkers! Not us! Because even if my oldest wakes up, he always goes quietly back to bed and NEVER proceeds to scream and wake up his sister. Nope, not in our perfect home. And if he did wake up I would definitly not go back to bed. I would stay up with him until he fell asleep no matter how much sleep I lost. Bacause I can function on 2 hours of sleep. Oh wait- nope, not me! ; )

1 comment:

Barbara said...

I'd never would have had your nerve...no, not me. Love it.